Here in Miami, average white guys can't make good Cuban coffee -- there's a special secret technique your old Cuban abuela teaches you when you're young.
Likewise, average white guys can't make a mojito that's drinkable, so the kind-hearted folks at Bacardi are going to bring you into the fold with a "can't miss" pre-mixed exotic cocktail that will make you think you can do the Mambo like Ricky Ricardo.
It's not likely to put any bartenders out of business, nor is the pre-mix caipirinah going to help you land that sexy Brazilian girl next door.
Fresh lime juice and freshly mottled mint is they key. How are they getting around that?
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